Pass the kleenex!
“Feyre: How do you take your coffee? Rhysand: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul. Feyre: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.”
—
More you might like
THE TEA 🐸🍵
hey babe!
Wanna know a lil secret?
*shimmies closer* let mama spill some tea
You know this whole figuring out your life thing? ITS A SCAM!
You : buuutt—
Shhhhhh. I know they’ve got you thinking that you have to have it all figured out, but the gag is life is about figuring out what you don’t want. oh you don’t like sciences? BLOOP. YOU’RE ONE STEP CLOSER. OH, SO YOU DON’T WANT TO STAY IN THE SAME TOWN? DING!! You’re getting warmer.
So you See if you keep going at this rate, you’ll be there in no time! you’re not lost at all, you’re getting warmer by the minute. YOU’LL BE WHERE YOU NEED TO BE IN NO TIME.
*peers over glasses*
Now go on withcha’ beautiful self.
speeches in morning star more like
Darrow: *long eloquent talk about breaking chains and setting everyone free*
Servo: okay shitheads lets fuck up some golds
Red Rising
Darrow: I’m having a problem with this person
Sevro: Kill them
Darrow: No
Sevro: Then I wil kill them FOR you
Darrow: NO