hey babe!
Wanna know a lil secret?
*shimmies closer* let mama spill some tea
You know this whole figuring out your life thing? ITS A SCAM!
You : buuutt—
Shhhhhh. I know they’ve got you thinking that you have to have it all figured out, but the gag is life is about figuring out what you don’t want. oh you don’t like sciences? BLOOP. YOU’RE ONE STEP CLOSER. OH, SO YOU DON’T WANT TO STAY IN THE SAME TOWN? DING!! You’re getting warmer.
So you See if you keep going at this rate, you’ll be there in no time! you’re not lost at all, you’re getting warmer by the minute. YOU’LL BE WHERE YOU NEED TO BE IN NO TIME.
*peers over glasses*
Now go on withcha’ beautiful self.